yo mama so fat- she needs two watches for both time zones

yo mama so ugly- when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application

yo mama so stupid- she waited for the stop sign to say go

yo mama so fat- that she doesn't need internet, because shes already worldwide

yo mama so old- when i told her to grow up, she died

yo mama so fat- the only letters she knows in the alphabet are K.F.C

yo mama so fat- when they took her birthday picture, it was still printing next birthday